Friday, December 09, 2005

George Fuckin' A. Romero: Part II

As many of you who know me well know, I loves me some zombies.

My obsession started in seventh grade with my best friend, Patrick O'Sullivan, after his older brother Danny caught a late-night broadcast of Night of the Living Dead on PBS (!!!! Right?). Dawn of the Dead came out not long after that, and we talked incessantly about how cool it would be to be zombie hunters.

I posted earlier this year about wanting very badly to see Romero's latest release Land of the Dead, but really being S.O.L. due to the facts that I have two infant daughters, and my wife outgrew her zombie phase many, many years ago (I believe after I insisted we rent Peter Jackson's Dead Alive for a date night). Thanks to Comcast and Karen's full Christmas-shopping-stopping-at-Appleby's-for-strawberry-daquiris schedule, I was able to rent Land of the Dead this past Saturday night.

I loved it, of course. It was classic George Romero with a budget.

If you do not love (or at least appreciate them) Romero's movies, there is nothing I can tell you here that will convince you otherwise. He is a director who knows his place in the world: he makes zombie films the way he wants to make them, with no pretension or compromise. They are entertaining and very darkly hilarious. So, see it! I highly recommend it!

On to my next order of business... In my current obsession with zombie films, I came across this (Just click on "watch" next to When Zombies Attack! It is amazing, seeing that it is on a very small budget, but the dedication of the filmakers is obvious throughout. So, watch, enjoy, and learn.

And, when you are finished with that, the home site has an add-on film that is just as funny as the mockumentary.

OK. This ends my yearly obsession with zombies... I think. I will leave you with this:


and return us to our regularly scheduled programming.

Merry Holidays, America!

Monday, November 28, 2005

So... If Matt Stone and Trey Parker got a hold of you...


This is me, if I lived in South Park, Co. Go here to create what you'd look like.

FYI! I have altered my settings to accept comments from people who do not have a blogspot account.

Post the links to your creations in the comments for this post!

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Football Season is NOT Over

Rolling Stone Magazine recently posted excerpts from HS Thompson's final notes in which he writes:

No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun -- for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax -- This won't hurt.

Well, the best thing to do is keep on keeping on.

Sports Illustated has predicted that the Carolina Panthers will win the Super Bowl, which their 23-20 loss to the Saints on Sunday may hint otherwise. Eh, but it's early - and, you can't really fault New Orleans for pulling out a win for their first game.

What a opening week, though. Surprises everywhere, except, of course, in Chicago, where complete suckiness pretty much reigns year round. Yes. I stopped watching after Bears offense was called on false start three times in a row, then Kyle Orton was sacked once the line regained their senses. Just pitiful.

Monday night started with a fight with fallout that reminded me of a high school playground scuffle. The Falcons Corner Back, Kevin Mathis and the Eagles Middle Line Backer Jeremiah Trotter were ejected because of a pre-game, mid-field fist fight. Later, they were interviewed by ESPN Sports Center, and Trotter said they were just having fun, talking a little smack, but he never threw any punches. Mathis maintains that nobody talks shit about the Falcons in their house. The video showed a fight. Y'all should grow up and start being role models like Mean Joe Green, Walter Payton and O.J... OK... Scratch that last one... of teams past!!! Come on! Kids need integrity more than ever now. Let's give it to them.

Terrell Owens has been griping for more money drawing criticism from Donovan McNabb as well as fans... But he went to Houston last week and devoted time and money to the people affected by Katrina. Rock on!

Anyway, there's my two cents between feedings and fights and other harrowing experiences of raising four kids under the age of seven.

See you next week.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Sean Penn in Iran

Back before the U.S. invasion of Iraq, there were a group of high-profile American movie stars and media-hounds who announced that they were going to Iraq because as Don Wade, a talk show host on WLS, a conservative radio station in Chicago, said these people believed that the U.S. military would never forge a strike on a country being visited by so many important Americans. The were called traitors.

Now, I can't remember if they actually went... Maybe they overslept and missed their plane, or the lack of Starbucks at the Baghdad airport overshadowed their political cause. By any means, the actual war started, and we had Dixie Chicks to burn at the stake.

I was still doing my weekly local radio show then and me, being the liberal one (I guess; if we are talking in absolutes), defended the actors and others explaining that they were doing something, however convoluted and narcissistic, to affect the start of this war. Sure, they were probably prolonging the inevitable, but they were doing more than just debating the issues in some po-dunk radio station in the middle of an Illinois corn field.

This week, The San Francisco Chronicle is running a five-part story that Sean Penn wrote about his trip to Iran in June. I have read the first three parts, and... Well... He shouldn't quit his day job, but in his defense, I have to go back to my original argument. In this series he is doing what Crystal Blankenship discusses in her "Outrage" post: going beyond the normal American civilian call of duty to make an impact in our world, our reality. He went inside a culture that hates America and explored why they are the way they are.

It's been done throughout the war, I know, by people who are much more talented writers and filmographers, but because Sean Penn is who he is, there is a whole new section of SF Chronicle's readership who are learning something, who are becoming educated as to why some of the world feels the way it does about the U.S.

Day One

Day Two

Day Three

Day Four

Day Five

Now, what do we do not only with Sean Penn's information, but with all of the information?

Saturday, August 20, 2005

Found this in my in-box this morning: from Beyond The Grave!!!

Click on the image, then click on the image again. A small, framed picture with four blue arrows pointing at it should show up in the lower right-hand corner. If you haven't lost interest by now, click on that for a larger, readable image.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Dr.H.S. Thompson: Transcript of a Fax from Beyond the Grave

Dear Dan...
What are you, some kind of drooling primate?! This country is in enough shit without swine like you abusing his only creative outlet to indulge his repressed suburban fantasies!

You have no business dragging Hilary Duff into your perverted world. She's a dumb kid, but you can't fault her for that. She has an inhuman amount of money and follows bad advice from people who are draining her like a freshly tapped oil field. You are just taking your place in line. Take a cold shower. Guzzle some whiskey and quaaludes. Lock yourself in the bathroom for the weekend with a tub of olive oil and this week's Kohl's ad, but for Christ's sake, stop projecting this rabid depravity!

"What ever happened to that little girl..." My ass! Your concern is transparent. You and I both know that if given half-a-chance and fifteen minutes, you'd do things to that poor idiot that would render her with a limp and a life's-worth of regression therapy bills.

You are lucky that the only people who read your blog are lifeless number peddlers and tattooed, bespectacled lunatics. If someone with any kind of pull got ahold of this, you'd find yourself licking the boot sole of some mouth-breather prison guard in Joliet, IL. The hammer of justice looms, my friend, and it's casting its shadow over your laptop.

Sincerely,

Hunter

My response:

Dr. Thompson,

Have those wonderful nights reading Italian poetry in the hot tub at Owl Farm meant nothing to you?

Despondently Yours,

Daniel

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Hilary!

What's with the heroin sheik, darlin'? Where did the little girl who talked to the cartoon version of herself go?

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

My Education; Our Education: One White Teacher’s Odyssey Through the Hip-Hop Quagmire

“The most promising thing about spilled milk is that it has ventured from its container.”
-William Upski Wimsatt Bomb the Suburbs

Originally, I intended this essay to be a sort of primer for white teachers who teach students in low socioeconomic areas. I wanted to point out where teachers are going wrong with students using my vast knowledge of teaching, hip-hop, and slam poetry. I admit; it is quite the pretentious undertaking. What the essay ended up being, once I realized how much shit I was talking when I started out, is a personal exploration of how I grew to be an “authentic” teacher (who just happens to like hip-hop and slam poetry) of poor(ish) African American, Latino, and white students on the east side of Aurora, IL. The terms “down” and “authentic” are winged about quite a bit throughout this exploration: “down” is used in tongue-in-cheek reference to my virtually non-existent status in hip hop and “authentic” is used to describe my observation of myself as a teacher of the students at East Aurora High School in light of the experiences I have had with hip hop and rap in particular. What did come out in the organization and the writing of this essay was the reality of two major observations I have made over the past fifteen years about teaching, hip-hop, and the relationship between white teachers and minority students: 1) White teachers who think they are “down” with the African-American culture will go to great lengths to display their “downness”. The teachers who are actually reaching their students often do not fit the description of “down” considered by the students. There is much more to be said about taking honest interest in one’s students and maintaining open communication than self-congratulating and posturing. Some examples will be explored in this essay. 2) Hip-hop, like Gospel music, Jazz, and Blues, was originally not intended for white, middle-class consumption, and many African American and Latino children of high-school age are quite bitter about this fact. This essay should be considered in the context of these observations.

The “Down” White Boy: The Formative Years

Whoever was in charge of PR knew what he or she was doing. The poster displayed six young black men, one deftly clutching a glock pistol, peering angrily at the viewer who, from the way the photo was taken, appears to be looking up into the faces of the executioners. It felt like an epiphanic moment in any John Hughes movie where the main character realizes that he is going to get his ass kicked; in fact, I believe I audibly gulped.

“What the hell is N.W.A.?”
“Niggas With Attitude.”
“They actually call themselves niggers?”
“No. Niggas, man! It’s different!”
“How, exactly, is it different?”

The poster was hung on the bedroom wall of my good friend Christopher Buccheri, a name one would normally not associate with gangsta rap, especially in 1988 Blue Island Chicago. In fact, Chris and I were proud to be self-appointed Ambassadors of Good Will between the then-intolerant burnouts/metal-heads and the theatre kids/punk rockers at Quigley Preparatory Seminary South[1], a racially-diverse, all-male Catholic high school on Chicago’s south side. It took us until our junior year to get relations between the two factions on solid ground, and, frankly, I thought that throwing a bombshell like N.W.A. into things would probably undo our hard work.

We adhered to the societal need to place ourselves into a certain category, and in the two years I had gone from freshman to junior, I had painstakingly fashioned myself into a burnout/ metal head by sewing on an Iron Maiden patch to my Gap denim jacket and adding various metal and punk band insignias with a thick, black Sharpie. Chris was very much a theatre kid/ punk rocker who dressed in black and listened to music like Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy and other emerging Goth bands who made music with heavily distorted guitars and nihilistic lyrics, quoting Camus and Neitzsche.

I enjoyed my comfort zone, and wasn’t so sure that there was a purpose to venture into an entire other American culture, especially one that seemed to clearly not want a couple of white boys from Chicago as a part of it. At the same time, I was quite intrigued by this alien culture that even the African American students at Quigley weren’t into yet. That this music was available to me to experience in the comfort of my own room without the uncomfortable burning and itching of actually venturing into the ghetto or even talking to any real black people was very appealing, and I entertained the idea of actually purchasing an album… for about fifteen seconds.

Jump cut to 1994. I was a student at the University of Illinois a Chicago, going for my Bachelor of Arts with focus on the teaching of high school English. I picked up a copy of William Upski Wimsatt’s Bomb the Suburbs because of the cool poster of the book’s cover hung in the window of the student bookstore. I recognized the name “Upski” because at the same time I was not buying N.W.A. albums, I was venturing out on the weekends on graffiti tagging missions with Scott Ferns, a little Polish kid in my class who spoke an entertaining patois of Mexican street English and African American hip-hop slang and went by the tag name, Rascal. I would see the tag, “Upski” on CTA busses and subway cars.

Upski’s book was an instant local success, exploring the white, mainly suburban, reaction to hip hop culture. According to Upski, white America basically flees from African American culture altogether or we embrace it to the point of embarrassment. In a piece he wrote for Source magazine called “We Use Words Like Mackadocious”, Wimsatt outs the American suburban wigger:

One Saturday last summer, Josh and Eric, college students from Birchhead,
Georgia put on some Cross Colours and old school Adidas to wear to a
neighborhood which Josh described as “kind of scary… almost like a ghetto.” The
neighborhood was downtown Atlanta. Jaws stiffened, hats backward, they hit the
city hoping – for what they weren’t quite sure – to fit in, to earn respect, to
participate in a lifestyle they had admired for years on TV. Unsure what to do
with themselves, they shopped and ate lunch. They didn’t talk to anyone; they
barely even talked to each other. “It felt like the black people were laughing
at us,” they said later. (Suburbs, 18)


He quotes Sabrina Williams from Miami Beach, Fl., who criticizes American White youth: “They don’t understand the swagger, the way we walk, the way we talk. It comes from when you don’t have self-esteem, okay, you try to mask it… Being cool isn’t something you do. It’s something you feel. Here come these little white people who never had to live with that shit.” (18)

So, that pretty much verified my fear of outwardly showing my growing interest and love of hip hop. It had taken me five years, but I had begun purchasing rap, beginning with Public Enemy’s Welcome to the Terrordome and Fear of a Black Planet, then N.W.A.’s Straight Outta Compton. They were slaps in the face compared to the familiarity of Beastie Boys and House of Pain, groups I used to prime myself for the “real thing”[2]. It was easy to tell that they seemed like they were fronting or that they just knew they were out of place. They weren’t quite Vanilla Ice, but they were a far cry from the authenticity of Ice Cube or Eazy E.

I went backwards from there into more African centric artists like Boogie Down Productions, De La Soul, KRS-One, Eric B & Rakim, and more Public Enemy, who by this point had been somewhat played out. They lost some credibility for a while by touring with bands like Anthrax and U2: the hardcore rap fans saw them as selling out, and the “non-fans” saw them as pandering. I was able to score a backstage pass to a show they did with Anthrax and Primus at the Aragon Ballroom in 1991. A group of us, all long-haired white kids, stood waiting to meet the members of Anthrax, and the backstage door burst open. Flava Flav stood there, his gold teeth looking less shiny than on the videos, his alarm clock somehow smaller than on television. He was doubled over, laughing and pointing at us. Then he said, “Don’t nobody want to meet me?!” I replied, “Sure, Flava! Come on out!” He countered by laughing harder; he sighed, “Shiiiiiiit.” then turned around and went back through the door. I was wearing the brand new Public Enemy T-shirt I had purchased earlier that evening. It displayed the outline of a man between crosshairs. In the midst of Flava’s laughing and pointing, I felt I knew exactly at whom those crosshairs were aimed.

The Aurora Community School, Circa 1996 - 1998

I began my first teaching gig in November of 1996 at the Aurora Community School, which serviced the clientele of West Aurora High School, East Aurora High School, and Waubonsee Valley High School. The students were sent to ACS for reasons ranging from participating in gang-related activities (usually mob-action, or fights involving more than one person, which explained the high number of Latinas at ACS) to excessive tardies and every reason for extended suspension or expulsion in between. The student population was mainly Latino and African American, with white students in the definite minority. The teaching and administrative staff was all white and predominantly male. I was commuting daily from Aurora into Chicago to teach night classes of American literature and World literature to junior and senior students at Telshe Yeshiva, an ultra-orthodox Jewish boys’ high school.

My experience between these two schools was night and day. The students at the Yeshiva had a morbid fascination with the students I taught at ACS, fueled by the already limited access to news and media that the school and the religion placed on them. I was bombarded with questions like, “Do they smoke crack and engage in unnatural acts in the classroom? Are they smart? Do they read? Do they love anyone or anything?” These were questions that stemmed from fear and misrepresentation due to the sheltered lives these students were forced to live. In hindsight, I also played into their entertainment, telling them about the fight I witnessed during my first week at ACS between a boy and a girl (the girl won), or by the antics of a particularly unruly student. These incidents were really few and far between, standing out over weeks and weeks of monotonous non-communication and complacency both by the students at the Aurora Community School and by me.

Emotions were raw at ACS at the time I began teaching due to the impact that the murder of Tupac Shakur had on the culture of rap music. From when I began teaching in November until about early February, there was a tension among the students of the school that pervaded the normal gang-related fights and student-teacher disagreements. The students were lost; they were fumbling to attach a new central identity to the world they knew, and spent much of that time following local labels that produced talented artists, but whose message was more limited to street experience rather than the worldly knowledge and commentary that Tupac gave them in his music. I am convinced that Master P became so popular because of the death of Tupac Shakur, and because of that unfortunate opportunity, he actually made the attempt to expand his image from No Limit Soldier to doting father and legit rap artist.

In his book, Holler If You Hear Me, Michael Eric Dyson explores the more widespread impact that Tupac Shakur’s death had on the African American community:

Tupac’s death has functioned as a symbolic substitution for the youth he loved
and for the urban castaways for whom he spoke. He has been elevated to a
cultural demiurge, his death drawing attention to and elevating black youth
whose own lives of violence and misery were folded into the recesses of public
consciousness. His remarkable reappearance as a spiritual force – through
unreleased music, through films and videos, through a posthumous persona
[Makavelli] – means that his martyrdom might cast a big light on the people he
loved and cherished. It might also underscore the perilous circumstances that
claimed his life, even if to decry the destructive path he took, the
self-annihilating impulse he followed, and how contemporary youth recklessly
take up his mantle. (266)

The fact that the faculty was made up of mainly white males who really saw no relevance in getting to know the students and their interests other than the occasional half-hearted attempt to insert a media-popular phrase or well-known song lyric into a lesson, nor did we consider the direct correlation to the level of respect the student might have toward the teacher if a concerted effort were made on our part to really listen to the students about what they enjoyed listening to and reading. The students felt the loss of Tupac passionately and fiercely, and felt that they lacked the appropriate language to convey this pain to the staff of ACS. They kept it inside and acted out, and we stuck to using planning time to complain about the behavior of our students, often affecting an unfair and downright sorry interpretation of African-American dialect and slang in our stories of the students’ misbehavior.

During the first semester of my second year at the Aurora Community School, things began to simmer down climate-wise. I had quit teaching at the Yeshiva the previous year so I could devote my time to preparing relevant lessons for the students and improve on my own teaching approaches. It was a Thursday in November, and my sophomore class was working on finishing up Moby Dick by the time Thanksgiving break rolled around the following week. I was embarking on a mini-lecture on the significance of the line, “Save me, Coffin!” when I noticed two students engaged in a quiet, but heated rap battle. I tried to ignore them and continue, but I was losing the class two or three students at a time, their eyes quickly darting back and forth from the back of the room back to me, their heads tilted and necks strained slightly to catch the words exchanged.

This was the first time I had ever experienced freestyle rap in person, and until then I hadn’t believed that it actually existed. I didn’t believe that anyone, white, black, or Latino, could fire off meter and rhyme with a purpose at the drop of a hat. The students involved in this particular battle were… I have to apologize for forgetting the name of one of the students involved. His style was very much in the vein of the No Limit artists, and the school was riddled with those types of rappers, all talented in their own ways, some ripping through it like Bone Thugs, some carefully laying it out with strength like Tupac, but all saying essentially the same thing: either Vice Lords rule the streets, or I am the Big Balla – look at all my money, or I am the Big Pimp – look at all my women, or something about the housing development they were living in at the moment. So, the name of the student who represented that area of rap, as talented as he was, escapes me at this time. The other student opened my eyes to a whole other dimension of hip hop.

He was a light-skinned boy of Haitian descent with dreadlocks and piercing, wise, blue eyes. He went by the name, Dahji, but wouldn’t answer to it anymore on account he’d found Jesus the previous summer. It’s true. He literally would not answer you if you called him Dahji, only if you called him Thomas, his Christian name. This was tough to get down, because during the previous year, he would only answer to the name Dahji, when he wasn’t out on suspension for possession of marijuana or calling one of the faculty any number of foul, but creative, nicknames he had for us. This year, he was a changed man, and his actions proved that his words weren’t just words. He was earning A’s in most of his subjects, and he was very involved in the business department of ACS (which consisted of one teacher and two classes) because he wanted to go into business for himself when he graduated, maybe start a record label or open a church. Although, a combination of both would be an ideal situation in his eyes.

I stopped the both Thomas and the other student, noting the importance of Melville and the time constraints. They were disappointed but respectful, and they allowed me to continue on with my lecture. About five minutes later, Thomas raised his hand, and I called on him. He asked, “If [other-student-whose-name-I-can’t remember] and me, if we show you our notes, can we continue the battle at the break?”

How could I resist this proposition? I held them to the note-taking and added a few of my own rules at the break: No foul language, no degradation of women, no insulting the other rapper’s family, ethnicity, or other personal attributes. At the break, the class formed a circle of desks and Thomas and the other student stood in the center of the circle. A student began a simple beat on a desk, Thomas gracefully offered the opening “remarks” to the other student, who asked the student providing the beat to please slow it down. He spoke of the Eastwood Apartments, a development where many of the black students lived, which also housed many of the gang members and drug dealers from the area. He spoke of having an “E” emblazoned on his chest, showing his allegiance to the apartments, to the Game. Thomas’s turn came; he motioned for the student to speed up the beat. “You’re proud of that “E” on your chest? Well, I’m proud of the cross on mine. I’m blessed!” No one heard the following rhyme because the crowd reaction was so strong, so electric, that for a full minute nothing could be heard over the awe-inspired cheering. The other student reacted to Thomas’s verbal assault as if he were taking a physical beating, but loving -no, savoring- every blow. With every competed rhyme, the student clutched his heart, first dropping to one knee, then the other. When Thomas had finished his turn, the student was lying on his back on the floor moaning and grinning. He then got up, hugged Thomas, and thanked him for kicking his butt.

The popularity of the break-time battles grew, and soon all 110 students of ACS were crammed into my classroom from 10:00AM to 10:20AM every morning, mostly watching Thomas take on any fool who challenged him. It was inspiring. It rejuvenated my desire to teach.

The break-time rap battles inspired many discussions between Thomas and me. One in particular had to do with the fact that both hip-hop and education require that we play some sort of game, usually involving a truth or irony behind the words spoken in a song or in a lesson. The irony in rap music follows what James Baldwin used to describe the character of Bigger Thomas in Richard Wright’s novel Native Son, to some extent. Baldwin coined the term “exploitation of the nigger” (Notes of A Native Son, 43) to explain a situation involving a black character playing into a stereotype or fear generated by the white concept of the black race, usually the black male. The concept is illustrated in the following excerpt from N.W.A.’s song, “100 Miles and Runnin’”:

MC Ren, I hold the gun and

You want me to kill a mutherfucker and it's done
in.

Since I'm stereotyped to kill and destruct -

Is one of the main reasons

I don't give a fuck.

Thomas explained that much of what white teachers say to black and Latino students carries some of the same irony Baldwin describes, that a lecture touting the virtues of education to a room full of students who have been suspended indefinitely or expelled from their home high school needs some kind of context to make it valuable and authentic to the students. The teachers, as well as the students, know that some of the rhetoric spoken in the classroom by both parties involved is part of the system of education rather than the experience of actual give-and-take learning taking place. Thomas suggested that if the teachers just acknowledge that what is taking place during these instances is part of the game, or the paradox of rhetoric as I call it, then the students will be more apt to take the teacher seriously. For example, many high school teachers will teach a part of their curriculum strictly to prepare the students to take a state test or a college aptitude test like the SAT or the ACT, and teach in a completely different way with completely different materials for student experiences that many teachers would describe as “real” learning. The tests are believed (proven and implied) to have direct correlation to the positions of employment that the students can achieve upon graduation. In the book, Other People’s Children, Lisa Delpit calls this “the culture of power” (24) for which there is a specific lexicon for those in the know. Thomas felt that if teachers made students, especially African American and Latino ones, privy to that information, then the teacher would be able to make an impact on all levels earlier on in the his or her relationship with those students. I argued that the students can tell the difference between a lesson that is specifically being taught “to the test” and one that the teacher believes will contribute to “real” learning. Thomas maintained that isn’t the point; the moment the teacher acknowledges that all the students are playing the same game on the same level, but at the same time acknowledges that the African American and Latino students are still challenged even with this information - this validation, he or she will have gained credence with those students.

The students who took part in the battles were mainly African American. The Latino students who challenged them were treated with respect but were still eyed with a certain amount of suspicion by both the audience and the African American opponent, while the white participants were hardly tolerated. It was an unwritten rule made clear to me by Thomas in one of our more heated discussions. I asked point blank, “Is there a place in hip hop for Whitey, or is it really just a Black thing that we don’t understand?” He laughed and responded, “When it all boils down to it, no. You don’t know the suffering that we do, or even Mexican people for that matter. It’s your world, Mr. Ridges, and it has been for as long as you known.” He must have observed the dejected look on my face because he added, “It doesn’t mean you ain’t still invited to the party.”

In his book, The Last Black Mecca: Hip-Hop, Robert Scoop Jackson writes that hip-hop and rap was never meant for white, middle-class Americans:

Rap, rap music, and hip-hop are all part of the new American culture. What has
to be remembered is that they are all created by young Black minds for young
Black people… Rap is the gift this Black generation is giving. And even though
it sometimes gets out-of-hand, it is a very special and honorable gift. And
above and beyond anything else (and I don’t care how you want to look at it) rap
has done two major things: 1) ignited the re-emergence of Malcolm X, and 2) got
Martin Luther King a holiday in Arizona (4)

Jackson even goes as far to say that White American industry has wrestled the essence of hip hop away from the “true” artists and has garnered the loyalty of the black audience. A sentiment with which Wimsatt firmly agrees:

…the white audience doesn’t just consume rap, it shapes rap also. Rappers and
record labels aren’t stupid. They know who’s listening and the music gets
tailored to the audience.
Increasingly, rappers address their white audience,
either directly by accommodating our perceived tastes, targeting us for
education/insult, or indirectly, by shunning the white audience, retreating into
blacker, realer, more hardcore stances – all the more titillating for their
inaccessibility. (18 -19)

There is an upside to the infiltration of the hip hop by clueless white suburbanites all over the country according to Wimsatt. This misguided interest and posturing, in many cases, shows the first step in white America trying to understand the black experience. It is a very tricky situation. The white person has to step out of his or her comfort zone and consider the full life, the full experience, of the black person. No more posturing is needed. Really what needs to happen is for us to just shut up and listen.

Rachel Scherr Salgado describes knowledge of this nature as being “finally about experiencing the other in the self.” (Mixing It Up, 40) Taking her approach to James Baldwin and applying it to hip hop culture places much greater importance on it than the culture just being there for our entertainment. It is something that should seep into our psyche, our souls.

Like the black trying to make it in white America, we face a catch 22: We
cannot help blacks without undercutting their self-determination; we cannot be
cool without encroaching on their cultural space; we cannot take risks without
exercising our privilege to take risks; we cannot integrate without invading; we
cannot communicate on black terms without patronizing.

Faced with these choices, we need not become paralyzed. Instead we may follow the example of blacks who cross-over in the opposite direction: develop a double consciousness. We must take the risks necessary to do right, yet we must remain sober in recognizing that, unlike blacks trying to make it in white America, our struggle is not the center of importance. (Wimsatt, 31)

And that is where the quagmire lies. As much as we want to make it about us, it is not important that black rappers can talk shit about Whitey, nor is it important that black comedians can make fun of white people. That is a veneer of power, and that knowledge is just below the conscience of white America. It’s just something else to talk about. We should just shut up and listen for a while.

Eminem, Kanye West, and the American Obsession with the Self

In 1998, I moved to East Aurora High School and became the faculty advisor for the school literary magazine. I held weekly meetings, which turned into weekly impromptu slam poetry sessions/ cultural round-table discussions. I was going to solve the problems of the world with a crew of Marilyn Manson fans and neo-underground-hip-hop pioneers. A Latino graffiti artist/home-studio record producer/rapper turned me onto the artists from the Anticon record label, an outfit out of Oakland, California that houses mainly white and Latino talent. I was immediately drawn to them. The tracks were sarcastic, philosophical, angry and forlorn, and they sounded great. The music on these albums moved away from the Cause[3]: addressing African American struggle in America. Instead, it focuses on a new American obsession: the self. Many of the songs are about how the state of the world affects the artist himself, not how the artist can change the world, like what Public Enemy and Tupac proposed in their music.

Then came Eminem, who intertwined Jerry Springer-type “reality” television with neo-hip-hop introspection. Eminem took off at East Aurora High School among every racial and socioeconomic group because he was brash, brazen, and told it like it was. He was the first white rapper who really made the cross-over, and it was simply because he exercised the double-conscience that Rachel Scherr Salgado and Billy Wimsatt mentioned. According to Eminem, we’re all trailer trash. Why don’t we embrace that? Who cares? Fuck you, and so on. It didn’t hurt that he was good looking and immensely talented, and that he would beat anyone to the punch when it came to making fun of himself.

Kanye West, besides being the source of Greg Kot’s year-long hard-on in 2004, expanded the focus of hip hop to a more respectable level with his album The College Dropout. West was a producer of rap acts like Jay Z and Talib Kweli and had accrued his fortune and fame before he even set out to make his own album. His songs poke fun at himself and at the genre of rap and hip hop for the focus on collecting material proof of one’s success. He unabashedly criticizes himself and, at the same time touts the glory of being famous and making money and gaining notoriety in America as a black entrepreneur. In the song, “All Falls Down”, West seems to make fun of himself and criticize the hip hop culture in one fell swoop:

Man I promise,

I'm so self conscious

That's why you always see me with at least one of my watches

Rollies and Pasha's done drove me crazy

I can't even pronounce nothing, pass that versace!

Then I spent 400 bucks on this

Just to be like nigga you ain't up on this!

And I can't even go to the grocery store

Without some ones thats clean and a shirt with a team

It seems we living the american dream

But the people highest up got the lowest self esteem

The prettiest people do the ugliest things

For the road to riches and diamond rings

We shine because they hate us, floss cause they degrade us

We trying to buy back our 40 acres

And for that paper, look how low we a'stoop

Even if you in a Benz, you still a nigga in a coop/coupe

Disclaimer: What Does This Mean for the Teachers?

This essay is glaring proof that I am not immune to my own observations. Many of my stories, while serving the purpose of illustrating my growing as a teacher, subtly accentuate my “downness” with my African American and Latino students. I don’t, however, see myself as part of the problem. I am not so much a poser as I am the obvious outsider, comfortable with my squareness, but always looking to fit in somewhere else in society, maybe crack the code of another clique, maybe finally achieve that double-consciousness described by Salgado and Wimsatt.

Last year, an experienced special education teacher approached me in the teachers’ lounge and asked me if she should see the movie 8 Mile in order to understand her students better. My first reaction was, why 8 Mile and not Boyz N the Hood or Menace II Society, or Hoop Dreams for that matter? Was it just that the thought of our students’ culture is repugnant enough, and that a white rapper might make the experience a little more palatable? It was probably more innocent than that; Eminem was relevant in 2004; 8 Mile was the talk of the school; it had Kim Basinger! Remember her? She was in that movie with Robert Redford!

I replied, “Just talk to your students. They’ll help you understand.”

I lied to her to an extent, as I lied about myself throughout this essay. OK, maybe it wasn’t a full-fledged lie, but it was misrepresentation of fact. There is a culture of us-and-them perpetuated by the teachers at East Aurora High School that a few surface conversations will not penetrate, but I had copies to make, and that just seemed too deep a conversation to have eight minutes before the bell.

Maybe if we all just shut up, sit still, and really listen to each other… Maybe then something will happen.

[1] Quigley South was underhandedly sold in 1989 by the late Cardinal Joseph Bernadin to St. Rita High School, which was my first understanding of the Catholic Church as one of the largest land-owning businesses in the world.

[2] This is not to say that the Beastie Boys did not eventually evolve into real hip hop; however, until this point in the story, License to Ill is my only point of reference, and that is just rather sad.

[3] “This is prime concern, the frame of reference; it is not to be confused with a devotion to Humanity which is too easily equated with a devotion to a Cause; and Causes, as we know, are notoriously bloodthirsty.” (Baldwin, 15)

Works Cited

Baldwin, James. Notes of a Native Son. Beacon Press. Boston. 1984

Delpit, Lisa. Other People’s Children: Cultural Conflict in the Classroom. The New Press. New
York. 1986

Dyson, Michael Eric. Holler If You Hear Me: Searching for Tupac Shakur. Basic Books. New
York. 2001

Jackson, Robert Scoop. The Last Black Mecca: Hip-Hop. O.S.P. Research Associates. Chicago.
1994

MacPherson, James. “Junior and John Doe”. Lure and Loathing: Essays on Race, Identity, and the Ambivalence of Assimilation. Ed. Gerald Early. Penguin Press. New York. 1993

Salgado, Rachel Scherr. “Misceg-narrations” Mixing It Up: Multiracial Subjects. Ed. SanSan
Kwan and Kenneth Speirs. University of Texas Press. Austin. 2004

Wimsatt, William Upski. Bomb the Suburbs. Subway and Elevated Press. Chicago. 1994

Websites of Interest

Afrika Bambaataa – pioneer of modern hip hop: http://www.zulunation.com/afrika.html

Michael Eric Dyson: http://www.michaelericdyson.com/

Tim Wise: http://www.timwise.org/

William Upski Wimsatt Bomb The Suburbs http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-887128-44-5

Adisa Banjoko's 12 Step Program for Hip Hop http://mkhd.blogspot.com/2005/07/adisa-banjokos-12-step-program-for-hip.html

Adisa Banjoko's 12 Step Program for Hip Hop

12 Point Program for Hip Hop's Revolutionary Rebirth By: Adisa Banjoko bishop@lyricalswords.com

Right about now, there is a resurgence of conciousness in Hip Hop. It reminds me of what was once known as "The Golden Age of Hip Hop". This new conciousness is evidenced in the rise of Dead Prez, Talib Kweli, Paris, Zion I, Common, Mystic, Mos Def, Encore, Shamako Noble, Immortal Technique, the new tracks by MC Ren, and others. This is a beautiful thing to watch, and something that makes me proud to see. The Black Panther Party for Self Defense used to have a ten point program to rebuild the Black community. It was something to help keep the Black community focused how freedom was to be achieved. Unfortunately, the masses did not listen to them as well as they should have and many people lost out due a lack of follow though.This is a twelve point program I have constructed in hope of rejuvenating the Hip Hop community and industry across the board. I believe without fail that if these ideas are put into action that Hip Hop will gain a higher status in the minds of those who love it as well as in the hearts of those who hate it. This list can be used by anybody (regardless of race, faith, or culture) who is an MC/rapper. But for those that TRY to be conscious, I feel these things are a must. Big props to Scape Martinez for helping me refine this (eventhogh we disagree with some points).

1. Stop the cursing. If you are going to reach the people, you need to be refined lyrically. You will have one up on radio industry who try to ignore you.You must also make yourself loved by the parents of the children who love Hip Hop. Keeping it clean on wax is an easy way to gain an upper hand in the streets and in the industry at the same time. Plus you don't have to always make clean versions of everything- so it saves you money. In the movie Malcolm X's original mentor says that a man curses because he does not have the tools to tell you whats really on his mind. So chill out and tell us whats on your mind. Gangstarr's "Step Into the Arena" is a perfect example of how you can stay REAL and not curse.

2. Stop using the word "nigga". The word "nigger/nigga" was a lyrical tool of empowerment for the Hip Hop movement during the late 80's and early 90's. It came at a time when Black people needed to counter the hateful words being put upon them for so long. Now, the word has indeed been dilluted in it's power (it does not hurt most Black people to be called that name anymore). However, it also lost it's painful historical relevence. We need to remind people of where the word came from, so it is never taken lightly. If you are unclear on the history of it, go read "100 Years of Lynchings" by Ralph Ginzburg.

3. Read. The more you know, the more you can rap about. Read about the history of your people as well as the histories and cultures of others. Nobody is asking you to become Nerdball McGee- but you should open a book. Choose a topic and go learn something you did nto know the day before. Then bring that into Hip Hop. Ice Cube, KRS ONE and Tupac Shakur were arguably at their best when they were reading.

4. Rap About YOUR Struggle. MC's and rappers who are remembered, are story tellers. Slick Rick, Ice Cube, Tupac and Rakim are able to bring you into their world and allow you to see from behind their eyes. This should be your goal as an MC. Tell us about your fam, your area, your personal journey in a way that no one else can tell it. If you cannot do that, you will certainly fail to impress and inspire. Tell us about your city. Nobody cared about the Queens, Compton, or Vallejo until MC Shan, Eazy E, and E-40 told the world stories about where they came from.

5. Stop following trends, create them. The rap industry tries to create cookie cutter rappers now.They all come complete with pimp cups, loc's butt naked women and saggy pants. That has it's place. But we need more people pushing the lyrical envelope.Brothers and sisters don't try to flow with originality anymore. They just try to copy a carbon copy. Do not be afraid to find out who you are and challenge the trends across the board. N.W.A., Biggie Smalls, Beastie Boys, Common, Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Public Enemy, Kwame, Paris, De La Soul, Queen Latifah, and Eminem (YES, I said EMINEM) all take creative chances musically and lyrically. From your look to your flow, be original in your life and on wax.

6. Respect Women. This is a subject that cannot be discussed too much. We need to stop using the word bitch and hoe (I'm talking to myself as well as y'all). We need to stop objectifying all women. By undermining them, we undermine the cornerstone of all civilization. This is a serious thing. You can still make a dope jam and show respect to the women.Remember that every "hoe" and "bitch" is someone elses sister, daughter, mother- maybe even yours. So clean yourself up. I'm not asking you to take estrogen shots, watch Oprah 24/7 and wear a wig. Just show some respect.

7. Don't forget to rock the party. This is a major problem in Hip Hop. Most of the MC's who try to be concious. They get so caught up in their mission that they forget to have fun. If all you do is spit politics and stuff, people never get to see you shine creatively. Show the people you have skills to rock the party, then give them something to take home.

8. Learn an instrument. Since it's inception Hip Hop has gotten far by sampling. The record industry has come down hard on us at times for doing it. Sampling has served it's purpose, but it is time to show the world our full creativity. Learn an instrument for yourself. If you do, you will gain a new respect for those you sample and you'll get new insights on how to make music for yourself.

9, . Listen all kinds of music from the past. This is crucial. Part of the reason Hip Hop is so stale is because Hip Hop only listens to Hip Hop, nowdays.Chuck D, Mix Master Mike, DJ QBERT, KRS ONE, P Ditty Poor Righteous Teachers, Premier, Jungle Brothers, Marly Marl, Timbaland, DJ Quick, Dr. Dre all listen to other forms of music. You should slso read the biographies of some of these artists as well (something I'm about to get into). They listen to Jazz, Reggae, Blues, Rock, Heavy Metal, Symphony, Salsa, Zen flutes etc.This is a BIG part of what makes them great. Now, go be great!!!

10. Acknowledge the beauty of the other Hip Hop elements. This is a HUGE problem. Sometimes I think it is talked about too much. But the bottom line is that if you don't have a full appreciation for graf writing, b-boy'ing, popping, locking, and turntablism you are missing a lot of tools that you can both learn from and incporporate into your shows. A lot of people confuse appreciation of these elements with being a hippy or dealing with things that are not "real".Nothing could be farther from the truth. Don't sleep on that.

11. Choose a Cause. Once you know who you are, it is important that you ask yourself "What will I champion in Hip Hop besides my lyrics"? You care about education? Poverty issues? are you just a party MC?Are you gonna champion your culture? Politics? Child abuse? Domestic violence? WHAT?!?!? Choose a cause then make sure you mention it from time to time. NOT ON EVERY SONG- becuase you will turn people off.

12. Never forget the poor. This music is from them, for them, forever. Knowing that fact always, IS KEEPING IT REAL.

Adisa Banjoko is author of "Lyrical Swords Vol. 1: Hip Hop and Politics in the Mix", available atwww.lyricalswords.com.

====="It's lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, and I believe in myself." - Muhammad Ali

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005

A Gesture Life by Chang-rae Lee

Everyone narrates his or her own life story. What Lee does with Doc Hata shows that each narrative is affected by the personal experience and the background, both intrinsic and extrinsic, of the person telling the story. He or she chooses which stories to tell, which parts to accentuate, and which details to muddy or leave out altogether. In the stories that make up A Gesture Life, the reader is given the clues of what Doc Hata leaves out through his account of other characters’ reactions to him. Mr. Hickey makes reference very early on to how Doc Hata is always the epitome of kindness; however, he is still very upset with him because he is interpreting Doc Hata’s constant visits to Sunny Medical Supply store as coming out of distrust (or rather trust in the Hickey’s failure), which Doc Hata doesn’t overtly dispute even in his internal narration.

Doc Hata often wonders what might have happened if certain events of his own life, or the lives of others (Veronica, the candy striper, for instance: the circumstances surrounding her father’s death, her mother’s promotion, etc.), occurred differently. Would he tell the same story if he stayed in Japan longer? He ruminates about leaving the structured, militaristic culture of Japan (Is he saying that he is actually Korean here – on page 68? Because, if so, then that is a whole new level of confusion, right there!) to the “relative freedoms of everyday, civilian life.” Is it this complacency that affects his relationship with Sunny and leaves his own story with the smattering of narrative holes?

It is also interesting that, although he does speak of Sunny quite a bit, he doesn’t acknowledge the dynamic of the relationship between a Japanese father and his daughter, a relationship the seems to be supported by delicate threads of love, guilt, and manipulation that seems that it would be somewhat dysfunctional in a Japanese world, let alone in the Western world, where it is being played out in this narrative. He shows regret for dealing with Sunny like a Japanese father later in his life, and in the flashbacks, he portrays her as being lost in limbo between the Western and Japanese influences not only in her own personal experience but in the man who adopted her. I have not finished the book, but I cannot help but feel sorry for Sunny; but, that may be what Narrator Franklin Hata wants me to feel.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Another Take on Race Relations

Other People’s Children by Lisa Delpit

It is rather difficult as a white, middle-class teacher in a mostly Latino and African American school for me not to get defensive taking a class like this one. While everything we are talking about in class and everything we are reading seems to be true on some level or another, it seems as if the problems have been pointed out for many years: while America boasts about being a “melting pot” and open to all cultures of its inhabitants, there is a pervasive “white” sheen to everything, making the country more of a wok, where the ingredients are pushed off to the side and mixed together only when the cook is ready to add them. Cooking receptacles aside, the problem has been established over and over again in the essays we are reading in class; what seems to be lacking is some kind of attempt at a resolution. I am always interested in reading about the great extent to which White America is completely oblivious and ignorant to people of all other cultures (I never include myself in the groups who are being oblivious and ignorant, of course), but I’m with Mr. Cosby in a sense. When are we going to strive towards (some sort of definitive, albeit, convoluted) closure?

In the essay “Silenced Dialogue” Delpit explores five aspects of power (The Culture of Power) that exist in the common American public school. These exist at East Aurora High School – as I mentioned before, I don’t deny that this exists, I just want to read more about proposed action. The faculty of EAHS is predominantly white middle-class. That is the culture that, up until about five years ago, was the main reference point for how rules were created and enforced, leaving room for terrible contradictions in terms. For example, the school provides no bussing, and the population is mainly working-class, so many students are on their own to get to school before first bell. Many kids are on some kind of attendance probation by the end of the first semester because of being late for school. The communication of that culture also exists. There is a woman who has run the English Department computer room for twenty years (although the last training she received was on Apple II’s, in the 1980’s!!!!) who has established a bizarre succession of red tape for students to enter into the computer room, creating forms to be filled out and signed by parents and cryptic I.D. markings as well as making all freshman students sit through an hour-long orientation, complete with an actual earthquake drill. The only students who are ever seen in the computer room on their own time are the students who have bothered to submit to her explicit (all the hoops) and implicit (“I’m just trying to keep out the riff-raff”) interpretation of the rules. Many of these students happen to be white. The students who will not deal with the goofy rules find space in other computer labs within the school – mainly ones run by teachers of African American and Latino backgrounds.

One of my colleagues taking this class said that the content of Lisa Delpit’s book is unfairly presented to make all the problems of the non-white, non-middle-class students created by the white society. My reaction to this is that there is an astonishing number of African American and Latino students failing at East Aurora High School alone, and these students can verbally lay out the hierarchy of the Culture of Power at EAHS (That’s how I got the computer lab story – which I then researched [I don’t care what race or ethnicity they are, they are all still adolescents… Agism? OK. I’m guilty. Sue me.] and found to be valid). As a school leader, which is essentially where I’d like to end up after my coursework at North Central College, I’d like to continue to affect the already turning tide of Culture at EAHS and make it a Culture where everyone knows the rules and how to follow them.

Saturday, July 02, 2005

I don't know nothin' 'bout burpin' no babies!

The Wonder Twins have turned four weeks as of last Thursday.

Caity is now over six pounds and her super power is "Spastic Hands": she gets them going at speeds so fast that she looks like a hummingbird. Last Monday, or was it Tuesday? Wait! It was this morning! she hooked her pacifier and whipped it out of her mouth at such a velocity that it whistled across the room. Luckily Frankie was there, or we'd be on the phone to Best Buy scheduling an emergency television screen-replacement. When the cat came to, he ran outside, and now he refuses to come back inside the house. I am looking at him right now, sitting on the deck railing. I swear that it almost looks like he is slowly shaking his head.

Bella is pushing eight pounds and has that Sinead O'Connor thing going - being strikingly beautiful despite a baldy-sour hair style. Super Power: "Shotgun Dupa" - Karen was the unfortunate victim to a test firing of this dangerous weapon. Of course, she was dressed to go to a Father's Day barbecue, so that was double points for Isabel.

So, the middle of the night feedings are killing us.

Both Karen and I have tried, on at least one occasion each, to jam the nipple of the bottle into the eye of the particular daughter under our jurisdiction at the 2:00AM feeding. In discussions with other parents of twins, we found out that this is a common hazard faced by many newborns in the same circumstances. Maybe we should start a foundation, get some bleeding heart Napervillains to donate some cash, get 'em a t-shirt, parade 'em around a park or high school track... Make 'em feel good about themselves, huh?

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Back to School

I am beginning a class called Race, Ethnicity, and the American Experience tomorrow morning, so many of my entries will be be something involving literature and my response, like the following:

James Baldwin’s Notes of a Native Son

I must begin this particular reaction paper by stating that I am the rootless American that Baldwin speaks of in the essay “Many Thousands Gone”. My ancestry can be traced back to Hungary (by way of Canada) and Ireland on my father’s side, and back to Germany on the side of my mother; however, upon coming to this country, my relatives concentrated more on survival and providing for their families than on perpetuating their own culture and ethnicity, so I really have no definitive ties to reject. (29) My opinions have been fashioned by media interpretation of non-European culture, from The Jeffersons to All In The Family and Sanford and Son to Tom and Jerry cartoons (back in the day, when the characters were reduced to loud, slow-moving, big-lipped stepnfetchit type images when exposed to any form of ignited gun powder; when I was eight years old, I didn’t know enough not to laugh at that).
My fifteen-year-old self, assuming that I would have actually read the entire assignment, would respond to Baldwin thusly: I am not the one you are after! It was not I, nor my father, nor my grandfather, who were responsible for the oppression and slavery of black people. If any of my ancestors WERE responsible, there’s nothing I can do about it now!
The response would be exactly that angry and defensive because
a) My main frame of social and political reference came from Jello Biafra and Johnny Rotten
b) The only outlets I had for blowing off steam were the music from the aforementioned social and political influences and the solitary issue of Club Magazine that circulated among the sophomore class at Quigley South High School
With this response, I would be exercising my own version of Baldwin’s “special attitude” (7), possibly believing that I had the right to respond in such a way because my attitude had been reinforced by the media, my father, who was a Chicago Police homicide detective covering the Robert Taylor Homes. The truth
A few years later, my college self would have read Baldwin’s argument that the black man and woman are in danger of losing touch with what it means to be black in America, and would surmise that I, as a white male, was a part of that self-alienation. I would agree ad nauseum with every point of his exploration of Uncle Tom’s Cabin, Native Son, and Carmen Jones, and how these portray an incomplete and an altogether false perception of life for the American black man or woman, and I would go even further with knee-jerk apologies (with noticeable lack of earnestness or understanding of what exactly I’d be apologizing for), without internalizing the truth or facts; just riding the rail that “slavery was wrong; was, in fact, perfectly horrible” (14) without exploring the how or why of it, and what my role in it was in 1993 as a liberal arts wanderer and veteran of sensitivity training and pre-civil war literature courses at the University of Illinois at Chicago. (Admission: I surveyed a women studies class to get into the pants of my college girlfriend. Before the angry mob of neo-feminists –and the men who want to get into their pants – show up on my front lawn bearing torches and pitchforks, I must add that
a) I married said college girlfriend one year after graduation, and
b) The instructor ended up being a major influence in my becoming a writing teacher.)

Now I have experience and education behind me (I believe the knowledge finally kicked in last summer); however, I am articulate with nothing from my own personal definition to be articulate about. I am now a teacher in a school that is mainly Latino and African American. I believe that I am a fair teacher, but have had that belief challenged on a few occasions. My current take on Baldwin’s presentation of the conundrum of color is that now I finally believe that I am mature enough (although, that maturity is not demonstrated in this reaction paper) to approach it as an insider, as someone part of the problem, but also as someone part of the solution.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

George (Fuckin') A. Romero

In 1999, thanks to Billy Clinton, I was able to take the month of October off to spend time getting to know my son, Jacob. During the feedings and naps he took, I was able to reaquaint myself to some of my favorite movies - 15 minutes at a time. I borrowed the George Romero zombie trilogy, Night of the Living Dead (1968), Dawn of the Dead (1978), and Day of the Dead (1985), from a student of mine and revisited the twisted world where a reanimated human being can enjoy the flesh of another human being without much receiving much flak from anyone, and where women and African-American characters are the heroes.

On June 24, Land of the Dead, the final installment of Romero's Zombie epics will be released nationwide, and because of my current home situation, I will probably not be able to make it to the theaters to see it. No matter, though. As much fun as those movies are, they scare the bejeezus out of me, so the late-night feedings might become jumpier than they already are, and I definitely do not want to put Karen through that. I am such a puss.

There is something that zombie-related horror films have that other recent ghost-story films do not: the legitimate entertainment factor. In Dawn of the Dead, the zombies travel, by instinct, to the local mall; in Night of the Living Dead, there is the redneck hoedown roundup shooting gallery scene at the end of the film; Day of the Dead had Bub (possibly the namesake for the Bubba Keg? - See June 10, 2005), the saluting zombie house boy. All the movies have strong female characters (with the exception of Bah-ba-rah, the one for whom they are coming to get, from NOTLD) and minority characters who take charge of the situation and at least make it to the final scene.

The trailers show Dennis Hopper as the villain and give a small sound clip that goes something like "Zombies. They creep me out." And, it's got Asia Argento, daughter of infamous Italian horror movie director, Dario Argento. She appears to be quite a looker, or at least thats how the trailers and movie stills are trying to portray her - as a buff, heavily-armed hottie. So, that's a plus. And it has slow moving zombies. That's good. The fast moving ones from 28 Days Later and the updated version of Dawn of the Dead were too much for me to handle. Blood, flesh sliding off the bone, and sprinting should not be a combination for these movies. I like the impending, creeping doom effect much better.

Where am I going with this? I don't know. See the movie for me. I can't convince my wife to see it with me, and my boys are way too young.