"Happy Christmas, yer arse, I thank God it's our last."

So, I've not been writing, here at least, for quite some time. I'd like to change that. I miss writing about bizarre and fun things like George Romero, zombies, 80's porn, punk rock, and my fear and loathing of everything Oprah: things I can't necessarily cover on my family blog because my grandmother reads it.

So, keep checking back, commenting and such, and I will keep coming back and gracing you with my blinding mediocrity.

In the meantime, enjoy one of the best Christmas songs EVER: